Wednesday, August 30, 2006
A LETTER TO ALL JOAKIM GOMEZ'S FANS.To the rapid, foaming-at-the-mouth Joakim's FAN, let me set the record straight: We're not JOAKIM-bashing. We do not have an evil agenda towards this sweet mummy's boy. He's cuter than NEMO and we LIKE him. As it is, many would line up to pinch his cheeks. So if you are a true JOAKIM fan, then please rethink what you're doing to this 18-year-old boy.You're keeping him week after week on the TEEVEE just because you want to keep seeing him. That is very cruel and selfish of you as JOAKIM cannot sing, and the intense, psychological trauma he suffers from nation-wide-mockery will only cause him to become a dysfunctional adult with self-esteem issues. By keep him in the contest, you're doing three things.
1) subjecting this poor boy to ridicule and crushing his mom.
2)causing SINGAPORE IDOL to be one big joke when compared to AMERICAN IDOL & finally
3)wasting your own money$$ (not as if i really care)
so if you really want to hear a debut album of SESAME STREET's no 1 hits from the next SINGAPORE IDOL then please make sure you're not half-hearted about it. RALLY your friends and buy enough copies to make it the BEST selling album in SINGAPORE of all TIME.
p.s : i never know that he can smile all teh way though in the bottom 3.
this is for you JOAKIM FANS:
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
'rain
Protect ~ 7:39 AM